Ringworm Science Reports This Computer Is Smart........?

This computer is Smart........? - ringworm science reports

One day, Pete complained to his friend: "My elbow hurts really do. I think you should consult a doctor." His friend said: "Do not do that. There is no computer in the pharmacy, the diagnosis faster and cheaper than anything what a doctor to diagnose. in a short sample of his urine and the computer to your problem and say what you can do about it. And it costs only $ 10.00.

Pete thought he had nothing to lose, so I filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the pharmacy. Find the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the 10, $ 00 The team began to noise and various lights. After a short break, have a piece of paper and said: You have tennis elbow. Enjoy your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It is better within two weeks .......

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder whether this team could be wrong. He decided to try it. Mix tap water, a stool sample of highs dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To complete the whole thing, he masturbated into the mixture. He returned to the pharmacy, located on the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the 10, $ 00 The machine is again the usual noises, throwing its light, and gives the following analysis: The water is too difficult. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Swimming with anti-fungal shampoo. Her daughter is with cocaine. Put them in a rehabilitation clinic. His wife is pregnant ....... two daughters. They are not for sale. Get a lawyer. And if you do not heal stop, the straw, the elbow before.